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    Smile Exercise for your grey cells!

    Hi guys,

    1.What goes round the world but still stays in a corner?


    It's very simple to guess.


    2. Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

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    1) Postage Stamp

    2) He stood on a block of ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietDean
    1) Postage Stamp

    2) He stood on a block of ice.
    Absolutely correct!
    Try out this one:
    I can be seen when it's cold but not when it's hot. You need me to live-take my last and you are not.

    What am I?

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    Breath. Air.

    Heres one:

    a man parks at a hotel, and at that moment he instantly realises he is now bankrupt, how?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietDean
    Breath. Air.

    Heres one:

    a man parks at a hotel, and at that moment he instantly realises he is now bankrupt, how?
    yup it's breath,
    hmmmm His credit card transaction got disapproved .

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    Good guess, but nope.

    Tell me if you give up.

    Clue: He 'parks' at the hotel. You could also say he landed.
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    Playing monopoly?

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    Bingo!

    Another one:

    In a fishing boat are 2 fathers and two sons. Throughout the day, they caught 1 big fish, 1 small fish and 1 medium fish. How come each person in the boat took home a fish each?
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    grandfather (father)
    father(father and son)
    son

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    Too easy huh?
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    no, I am a fisherman lol

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    The last one was pretty easy. Try out this one:

    Open me, and you can't see me without a mirror. Close me and you can't see me at all. What am I?

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    Your eyes... open, you can't see yourself without a mirror... closed, you can't see at all.

    -David

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlongnecker
    Your eyes... open, you can't see yourself without a mirror... closed, you can't see at all.

    -David
    Yup,

    You throw away the outside, then cook the inside. Next, you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

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    LOL... this one took a bit... with the aide of my children's lit class (haha... this question is currently our class discussion >_>).

    We're guessing corn, like on the stalk.

    Throw away the husks and outer shell, eat the corn, then throw away the core.

    -David



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